Sunday, March 30, 2008

Definition of SF Muni's Bus Schedule...

I needed to get to Marina Blvd by 10:30am today. I look at sfmuni.com and typed in my destination, the time I needed to arrive and this is what it came up with...

Take the N Judah at 9:49am get off at 19th ave and take 28 Fort Mason bus.

Ok so I get to the N Judah stop early, around 9:35. Waited and waited, 9:49, still no bus, hmmm... 9:55 still no bus..ok where the hell is the bus? 10am 3 N Judah buses sitting in front of my face and not moving! still no bus to pick us up! Finally 10:05 a bus comes, get to 19th ave. Got off was trying to cross the very busy street but it turnned red on me. I looked to see if the 28 was coming, not yet. Still waiting on the corner and what do I see, DAMN IT! the 28 bus! I'm ready to sprint through traffic to catch it then decided not to because the cars were coming too fast. Waived the bus driver down, he stares at me waiving and drives away!!! Oh my god! WTF! I don't get to Marina Blvd until 10:50.

So the Definition of SF Muni Schedule: A list of when buses arrive at a certain stop whenever they feel like sending the buses out to pick up passengers. If Muni feels like pulling buses out of their route, they DO NOT infrom any of their help lines or other workers or passengers of this change. Passengers are SHIT out of luck!

Saturday, March 29, 2008

Reality Bites 3.29.08

Today I went on quite a few buses. Nothing out of the ordinary, I guess!

So going toward Geary hopped off the 18 onto the 38. As I board the 38, "Hurry Up I ain't got all day! Get on the bus or catch the next one!" WTF??? Passengers were fuckin getting on the damn bus like normal, no one was stopping or taking forever to board, fuckin rude crazy bus driver. If he was in a hurry or late maybe he shoudn't have sat at his rest stop so long and left on time! It was the 1st stop we all got on for christ sakes! Then this idiot drivr decides not to stop at 3 stop signs, he just rolled right through them. WOW! that's all I could say.


Was on some bus going from the castro to geary I think it was the 34 bus. It was Moshabar, Will and I. I saw 3 seats available and sat down, Will sat next to me and Moshabar sat next to a drugged out dude! He had long pink hair, crust all over his pants and drool crust coming from his mouth. He was eating haribo coke gummies probably so h wouldn't grind his teeth. I was going to crack up watching Moshabar sitting next to this guy.

Going home around 9:10 at night, had to take the 38 then the 18. 38 bus came on time and nothing happened on that bus. Then waited and waited and waited in the freezing cold. Called muni 3 times, when the hell is the bus coming!!!!! It took 45 minutes for a damn bus to show because they took a couple buses off the route, don't you love muni!

Tuesday, March 18, 2008

Annoying Squeeky!

So every night I freak out, "Did I charge my Ipod!", you all might wonder why the hell it's a big deal well this is why...

The 16AX turns the corner onto Sunset Blvd. At that point I pray is that annoying girl standing at the corner? Shit!!!! she is.

This short 5'2 lady supposedly she's 27 half chinese half hawaiian, comes on the bus the first thing she does is puts her stuff down then she starts yapping away to the bus driver. The whole fuckin ride with her annoying high pitch squeeky voice, it's like listening to chalkboard! She does this with EVERY DAMN BUS DRIVER!! Get some friends girl, get a life, we all don't want to know you are sick or how your weekend was or what you did the day before! Oh my god! It's so annoying, this nice old lady couldn't stand it anymore, she said to her one day, "you shouldn't talk to the driver, you are distracting him and it's dangerous!!" The squeeky voice made her crack! Did that annoying girl stop? Uh NO! maybe for 5 minutes. Now you're probably wondering how I know so much about this girl, like her natioanlity and crap, well that how big her damn mouth is! She tells her whole life story to anyone who would listen. God I think I'm going to start marking the dates I see this annoying girl on my blog. Maybe I might just take my ipod off and listen to their conversation and write it in here, I can put together her biography one day.

Tuesday, March 4, 2008

Hitchhiker 3.3.08

Yes, I said Hitchhiker! This is the first time I've ever seen this. So going home on the N Judah walking with 2 friends, all of a sudden one screams look at that hitchhiker. I was thinking what the hell are you talking about? I look over and some crazy man was sitting on this mtal piece on the back of the muni, the metal piece that connects one train to another! Yes it was outside of the damn train! I tried taking a picture but it came out blurry. Then I thought maybe someone should tell the driver not to go since this man can die that's all. Then I thought wow no one is doing anything but stare at this crazy man about to kill himself, and one guy tried to tell the driver but it was too late. There he went riding on the outside of the muni straight into the tunnel. I tried calling 6sfmuni to warn someone but of course I was put on hold, then I thought too late! This guy is either a goner or he could make it to wherever he was going. There were no deaths no crazy bumps when our train went through behind that train so I think the man survived. If not look out for his ghost the next time you go through the underground!