Another, "this only happens to me!" moment...

OK so my friend is bugging me to put this story up, I was hesitant since it's not technically a muni sucks incident. I was running with some friends trying to catch muni and I was yelling to them hold on my sirt is falling!! I was holding onto my skirt through my long sweater and all I felt I was grabbing was fabric. I didn't know how far down my skirt really was. My friend held the door on muni for me and I just made it on huffing and puffing. Relief, let go of my fabric in hand to hold the bar, and all of a sudden my skirt was around my ankles in front of the whole muni!!! OH MY GOD I grabbed it quick and pulled it up. People were cracking up and I also got few dirty looks, WOW!

Rewind

So I haven't ben blogging for a while, doesn't mean I don't have stories. Lets rewind, long story short here we go...

Probably nothing abnormal for regular muni riders, was on the 71 after work and I heard these 2 guys talking really loud, they went on and on the whole ride getting louder and louder. At one point people thought the 2 guys were fighting! The bus driver we had was on training so there were 2 drivers on the bus, did any of them say anything? Nope! One bus driver kept looking back but didn't do anything. Then a frustrated older woman was about to leave the bus she said to the 2 guys, "see you 2 are sooo loud you finally got attention of the bus driver who is looking back at you 2, are you guys proud of yourself for talking so loudly?" Umm I was thinking to myself, the bus driver don't give a shit. The 2 guys started yelling at the lady to mind her own business and they argued with the lady until she got off. Next day on the 71 another fight broke out between some girls and a lady. Apparently the lady was trying to get through to the back and bumped into the girls. The girls flipped out because they were being stupid, started calling the lady a bitch and yelling, "you don't know how to say excuse me!"

Today, just got home from the Giants game, N Judah- I smell something sour, umm Bum juice I smell, gross!!! I should be used to the smell but NO I was gagging the whole way home! Then some crazy guy came on with his Grateful Dead shirt on. Ok Dead head is on he must be on some kinda drug, I wondered what. I had my music going in my ear and couldn't hear him, I saw him bothering people on the bus then swaying then dancing. He looks my way, starts walking over, great! He sits across from me starts talking to some people who ignored him. I was sitting on the outside seat and had an empty seat next to the window. YES he came over and sat right next to me. Then he proceeds to stick his foot up on the rail in front of us then I give him a nasty look and he saids something and takes it down. Don't forget I have my music on, have no clue what the fuck he's saying to me. I thought if I keep it on he would stop bothering me, ummm nope! Taps me on the shoulder what are you? I was like what? He said where are you from? I said here, haha. Then he said your heritage I mean, I said Chinese. Then he tapped me again when I stuck my headphones back in. He said, "I study intuition" and he smiled, WTF is he talking about?? I just nodded and smiled. Thank god his phone rang then he sat next to some other person, talked to them and when he was leaving he tapped me again and said something and smiled. Ummm weirdo! Another passenger and I started cracking up. he didn't smell like bum juice, his nails were clean, he was clean, there was no harm in humoring this guy. That killed some 10 minutes of my long 1hr commute.