I'm back!

Ok I know it's been a while and I guess it's a good thing right? Hasn't been any abnormal crazy incidents lately, just the normal crazys. I thought I was on a roll, until today! ...

On the 16AX going to work, reading my newspaper, I hear this guy on the phone, "your girlfriend called me..." I hear pieces of the conversation, "I just want to make sure it's ok..." I couldn't hear the rest, ok I thought whatever. Then all of a sudden BBBBBBEEEERIT! Uhhh... WTF did that really happen??? He FARTED right in my face! HIS ASS was a inch from my FACE! OMG!!
I was in shock! Then I thought oh god this must be Karma for all the times I farted in public. I started laughing to myself. A little later this man decided to sit right next to me when the lady next to me left and I scooched over. He smashes me against the wall, I am closterphobic at this point. The man then starts to close his eyes and talk to himself. His lips were moving but no voice, then he starts doing these weird hand moves like he's praying. It was sooo weird, I was trapped and I couldn't take it anymore. I excused myself out and sat in a empty seat right across from him, where HE COULD HAVE MOVED TO! Then I stared at him the rest of the 5 minute ride, the whole time he had his eyes closed talking to himself and doing weird hand jestures. I look around, am I the only one seeing this???